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Cannon Demotivational Poster


DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAA! - CAPTAIN CHAOS!!


TAGS: cannonball dom captain ciaos
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

niz - June 17, 2012, 4:52 pm
I just watched cannonball run! 5L
Budog - June 13, 2012, 1:18 pm
LMAO, thanks for the laugh today! 5L
CloudchaserS - June 13, 2012, 9:54 am
"JJ, I saved that woman's dog!" 5L because I loved that movie when I was a pup!
TheSanityInspector - June 13, 2012, 9:51 am
Dom DeLuise, RIP...


REDNECK ENGINEERING - Why America will never be successfully invaded by a foreign country.


TAGS: redneck engineering pumpkin cannon
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by MichiganDogman

Theguyatthebar - November 16, 2011, 6:58 pm
The link was accidental!
Theguyatthebar - November 16, 2011, 6:57 pm
The year 1812 begs to differ!
timothep - November 15, 2011, 7:14 am
native americans beg to differ !


BLITZ TURTLE -


TAGS: ww2 day turtle cannon blitzkrieg
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

p0kegeek - December 16, 2009, 10:24 am
BLASTOISE!
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:00 pm
s'okay, the french will stop laughing once the first shot is fired.
Bartimaeus - November 23, 2009, 1:53 pm
LMAO, good one, LD. I can't stop laughing! XD
MrRandom - November 23, 2009, 1:52 pm
The french.
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 1:49 pm
Laugh now, but when they finally get to Poland in 2037 THEN who'll be laughing? Hmmmm!?
spacedog - November 23, 2009, 1:19 pm
Nice one Bart.
Chopperliscious - November 21, 2009, 2:05 pm
You vill do vot you are enstructed uddervise you vill shelled ...
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 1:56 pm
Thanks for the votes and comment. I assume that message is something in German...perhaps plans for Poland. lol
Reason - November 21, 2009, 10:11 am
i cant make it out but it looks like there is something written on the side of the turtle.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 9:26 am
Brilliant!
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 9:22 am
Day of the Turtle


I HAVE A CANNON - Bring it on.


TAGS: cannon gun facepalm funny weapon
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

dslohand - September 8, 2012, 11:19 pm
I guess size does matter....probibly lol
RetiredUSNChief - September 6, 2012, 1:45 am
Heh! Bring it on! The cannon needs water to work, anyway! If you want to see it being tested right after I built it, look up "carbide pirate cannon" on youtube.
Sean - September 6, 2012, 1:10 am
Uhm, yeaaahhh. The "***" are where the t-a-p was. I mean, it's not like I said "papwater" cuz that would be gross.
Sean - September 6, 2012, 1:07 am
Oops. Uhmm, Mods. Hey Mods!!! I think that big mean ruffian fella just threatened me. Do something! Oh, and by the W, my supersoaker ... it's filled with UNFILTERED TAP WATER.
RetiredUSNChief - September 6, 2012, 12:58 am
Oh, I have a clue, since I built it. :):) It reloads in seconds! Bring your supersoaker...we'll make it a party!
Sean - September 6, 2012, 12:49 am
You have an EMPTY canon and nary a clue how to reload it. Me and my supersoaker will be right over, Dorathy!


I LOVE TREES -


TAGS: cannonball run trees
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:29 pm
with stumpy


PUNCTUATION - An effective way to end a sentence or emphasize a statement.




IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - I WANT AN UNLIMITED AMMO SUPPLY FOR THIS BIG BAD BOY, WHICH WOULD GO WITH ME EVERYWHERE I GO...


TAGS: the gau 8 30mm cannon would be my best friend clearer of traffic and overall tool of vengance against all
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:47 pm
He'll be my..."Whuppin boy"...BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 10:03 am
ohh, a silent but deadly ass muffler
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 9:59 am
Actually I'm going to shove it straight up your butt, and you'll be my weapons carrier.
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:23 am
And you will cary it in your pocket?


RESULTS OF THE WARTHOG AUTOPSY - the innards are a tad mean


TAGS: the cannon
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Airman

me4891 - March 3, 2010, 1:03 pm
Mounted in my office, behind and above pointed at the two chairs in front of me. Easy way to not have to deal with sales calls
R.S.Jake - March 3, 2010, 12:07 pm
I want that attached to my car!


THE HUMAN CANNONBALL - One of the only professions in which one gets hired and fired in one day.


TAGS: human cannonball hired and fired
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

fan4camping - May 18, 2012, 7:26 pm
A job where you're hired specifically to get fired.... repeatedly. Optional Safety Net not included.


Uber -


TAGS: cannon blue wave uber guy rpc
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Chaosed0

Zerp - July 2, 2009, 9:39 pm
He meant RPC, Rocket Propelled Chainsaw
Also - December 6, 2008, 10:22 pm
That blue wave looks like a dead guy...
J - November 15, 2008, 10:15 pm
...?
AL3X - October 21, 2008, 2:53 am
he meant rpg
Evil Kiwi - September 26, 2008, 3:26 pm
Oh.
Evil Kiwi - September 26, 2008, 3:26 pm
WTF's an RPC?
Nero - August 6, 2008, 3:14 pm
Sounds about right.


THE ION CANNON IN SPACE - the fast way to end a war!




Road Rage -




LITTLE DRUMMER BOY - little kid playing his drum cannon




DYNAMO DUCK - "All these cannons and only two balls?"




COM'ON BOYS - CANNON Fodder Required


TAGS: cannon fodder required
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by g

Osama Bin Laden - June 12, 2008, 5:42 pm
I Smell Your Fear. I have an Axle of Evol and, shall unleash Rabies Bat Army on You
WTF - June 12, 2008, 10:55 am
There is something wrong with the brains of you people!
Osama Bin Laden - June 10, 2008, 8:27 pm
I dont need Fuckuing Cannon..Yankee Pig..I in Much Big Cave Now and send Bat Army of Rabies


Haesindang (Penis) Park, Korea -


TAGS: penis cannon park korea male ego
Rating: 5/5


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